Post by Vincent Stark on May 7, 2011 6:53:22 GMT 1
So my sister is mean and likes to torment me because I'm affraid of dinosaurs, long story short I was mentally scared by Jurassic Park.
So Today she took my Thor action figure and put it in the jaw of a dinosaur toy a friend gave me as a joke.
Well later on that night she was asking me for writing prompts and defiantly I told her.
"Why don't you write about getting my Thor out of the jaws of those dinosaurs."
And the snarky little creature she is came up with this:
So Today she took my Thor action figure and put it in the jaw of a dinosaur toy a friend gave me as a joke.
Well later on that night she was asking me for writing prompts and defiantly I told her.
"Why don't you write about getting my Thor out of the jaws of those dinosaurs."
And the snarky little creature she is came up with this:
Dino Disaster
Thor had seems some tough situations during his old as balls life, but never anything like this. Two unruly dinosaurs had him in their jaws and he was sure that he wasn’t making it out this time alive. As the warm blood trickled from his leg where the t-rex was nibbling, his mind began to become fuzzy and his thoughts drifted to another time. A time long ago, a time still to come. He slowly slipped into unconsciousness and his mind filled with images of the golden haired maiden, Hannah of the Americas. He had loved her desperately, but she had left him for his nemesis, Loki. That bitch. But still, he couldn’t help but adore everything about her. Her love of Star Wars, they way she squealed when she found something amusing on the internet, the way she passed out sometimes and really freaked out her family. She was flawless. But Loki had won her; he knew that, he accepted that, just as he accepted his fate with the dinosaurs. As the spiky dino closed his jaws around Thor’s mighty head, he cried out; “Hannah, you are a sparkly rainbow! I adore you!” and slowly he slipped into Valhalla.
Thor had seems some tough situations during his old as balls life, but never anything like this. Two unruly dinosaurs had him in their jaws and he was sure that he wasn’t making it out this time alive. As the warm blood trickled from his leg where the t-rex was nibbling, his mind began to become fuzzy and his thoughts drifted to another time. A time long ago, a time still to come. He slowly slipped into unconsciousness and his mind filled with images of the golden haired maiden, Hannah of the Americas. He had loved her desperately, but she had left him for his nemesis, Loki. That bitch. But still, he couldn’t help but adore everything about her. Her love of Star Wars, they way she squealed when she found something amusing on the internet, the way she passed out sometimes and really freaked out her family. She was flawless. But Loki had won her; he knew that, he accepted that, just as he accepted his fate with the dinosaurs. As the spiky dino closed his jaws around Thor’s mighty head, he cried out; “Hannah, you are a sparkly rainbow! I adore you!” and slowly he slipped into Valhalla.
